Thick Mom

Here is my top list on where to most likely find MILF. You will not only be able to spot a MILF in action, but with a little luck and skill you may be able to snag one.

10. Post Office
Okay the ratio isn’t nearly as good, but have you ever gone to the Post Office during your lunch break? This is when the MILF’s come out. For whatever reasons, this is apart of their daily chores and if you hit up the P.O. right before their pilates session, SCORE!

9. Local Library
You’d be surprised but the library is a hidden gem. I actually did some community service at a local library my junior year of high school. Despite the place being hit or miss, let me just say when it’s hit, it’s like Ichiro on a great night. For starters, most MILF’s don’t work, so they read a lot. You know woman in their 30-40’s are desperately trying to redefine themselves. Some are still looking for that purpose and some are trying to find out how to be the next Meg Whitman. Let’s not forget many MILF’s take their children to the library to have group reading sessions and that means one thing, alone time with the mommas.

8. High school
Whether it’s dropping them off or picking them up, you’re always guaranteed to see a MILF at this spot. The reason it ranks higher than the library is because of the quantity.

7. Bank
There is nothing hotter than a MILF with money. The opportunies are endless. They got rich husbands who work 70 hours a week, travel to South America for some fun and leave these lonely wives alone. That means one thing, trouble. These broads spend and spend and spend and in order to spend you gotta hit up the bank, right? Take yourself to your local bank for an afternoon deposit and you may just end up making two!

Damn, gravity is my hero

6. Bookstore
Us guys don’t really go in these stores to buy books. We go to either kill time or to read that magazine you have no intention of paying $5 for. Well in these stores the women come in flocks. Again, MILF’s love to read and many of them stop off here during their day to pick up the latest Architectural Digest or the latest Oprah mag. Don’t hesitate to hit up these places several times a week. I promise they rarely disappoint.

5. PTO meeting
This is where it all started from. I like to call this Mecca. The only problem is these MILF’s like to talk, but if you can put up with the chatter you can score a nice one.

4. Cofffe Shop – Starbucks
Here we find the ones that like to look educated. Grab a latte and school one.

3. Shoe stores
Shoe places, whether its discount or retail chains are the greatest spot to catch you a MILF. Beware for the Lesbos that usually work in these places. They always cock-block but if you kill ‘em with kindness you’re in there.

Found in Isle 7: Huge Rack

2. Supermarket – Whole Foods
Everybody seems to be buying into this shit, but MILFs make up the largest percentage. I can’t stress to you how important it is to go to your local supermarket. Whether it’s in the late afternoon (right they prepare dinner) or on the weekends you will find yourself in MILF paradise. Whole Foods Market is like Urban Outfitters but for MILFs and for insecure health nuts. MILFS are just that! Go there, get a panani sandwich and you’ll end up with a punnany sandwich instead. The quality and quantity is just unreal. If you don’t have a Whole Foods look for any organic supermarket in your area. Let me just say there is nothing better than a 40 year old latina who is tired of her honkey husband.

1. Gym
The most obvious place, right? It’s harder to score, but at least you get to see what’s under the hood. The women are usually with their trainers but if you catch them before or after a good session you may luck-out. The best time is when they’re walking to their cars and most of the time the action happens IN THE CAR!